Website bans saliva sale

A Chinese auction site equivalent to eBay has recently banned a potential online seller from profiting from the sale of the saliva of pretty teenage girls.

If this brings to mind the idea of trying to sell lint, used band-aids, coffee grinds, or other useless items to anyone dumb enough to be the highest bidder, well then, you go and caveat emptor.

Why would anyone in their right (or wrong) mind want to buy the saliva of pretty teenage girls? This is the question.

The answer, at least according to the seller, is that the saliva is “a tonic” and a virtual steal at $4.00 for a small bottle.