Sunday, October 26, 2014

How not to drown




Friday, October 24, 2014

Which Royalty?



Kamal  Hisham Jaafar JFK added 2 new photos — at Geneva Centre for Human Rights Advancement and Global Dialogue
KEJAM !!! MAHLIGAI BAKAL BERGOYANG!! SIAPA BUNUH MR YANG ?
Seorang Pemilik Kilang Plastik yang terletak di Txxxxi di dalam sebuah negeri yang bakal meriah dengan Majlis Gilang Gemilang beberapa hari lagi telah dibunuh oleh kerabat diraja. (Jangan tanya saya di Negeri mana ATAU siapa yang lakukannya .....SIASAT sebelum mempercayainya)
Itulah maklumat yang sangat MEMERANJATKAN saya setelah dimaklumkan oleh beberapa Ahli-ahli Perniagaan berbangsa Cina yang berkunjung menemui saya malam semalam.
Peristiwa ini baru terjadi beberapa bulan sahaja dan banyak usaha dari pelbagai pihak "menutupnya" demi melindungi KERABAT DIRAJA DURJANA ITU.
Jika Benar-benar sahih, Saya berharap keluarga Mr Yang untuk menghubungi saya SEGERA dan saya juga berharap Pihak Berkuasa TELUS DI DALAM MENJALANKAN SIASATAN PEMBUNUHAN KEJAM INI..
Kalau ini adalah satu cerita BENAR, MAKA saya akan PASTIKAN bahawa si Pesalah itu diadili dan dihukum.
Keluarga Mr Yang tidak perlu takut untuk tampil kerana masih ramai Pegawai Polis yang jujur , telus dan amanah.
SAYA BERJANJI JIKA YANG MELAKUKAN PEMBUNUHAN INI BERJAWATAN TINGGI ( sebagai contoh) " Jika Sultan yang membunuh, MAKA akan kupastikan dia diturunkan tahta dan digantung, Jika yang membunuh itu adalah bakal Pewaris Tahta Negeri, ,MAKA akan ku pastikan dia dan SEMUA keturunannya dibuang dari menjadi Raja yang memerintah.
AKAN KU HARAMKAN JUGA SELURUH KETURUNANKU UNTUK BERAJAKAN KETURUNAN PEMBUNUH INI "
SIASAT DAN TERUS SIASAT MAKLUMAT INI.
(gambar hanya hiasan sahaja)

Malay girls like to be second hand goods


Creative way to save life

Having fun alone




My kind of buddies to hang out with




Thursday, October 23, 2014

Not the first time


To those who have attended dinners where Najis and Rosmah are guests, their stories are incredible if produce in publication.
I have witness FLOM pressing hard onto Najis polished shoe with her heel during dinner when he talks to guest who approached him at the table.
When we talk about spouse abuse it is never only women who suffers.
Today the whole world witness what FLOM has been doing to Najis daily.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

So who is lying?


why-L

Good Day to rePost this




Saturday, October 18, 2014

Flying man vs Invisible PM

Is it a bird, is it a plane? No - it's a mystery man flying past an Airbus full of passengers as it flew over Macclesfield at 3,500ft

  • Pilots of Airbus 320 left stunned when a 'flying man' passed their aircraft
  • The man flew within 100 metres of the plane as it made its descent into Manchester Airport
  • There was no sign of him on the radar and neither pilot could see a canopy suspending him  
  • The official report in to the incident said it was 'frustrating' they could not corroborate what happened 

Pilots on a holiday jet were left stunned when a 'flying man' whizzed past their aircraft at 3,500 feet. 
The mystery man flew within 100 metres of the plane and left the pilots baffled as to how he was moving through the air, as neither could see a canopy suspending him. 
There was also no sign of him on the radar and further checks failed to reveal any paragliders, parachutists or balloonists in the area at the time.

The man whizzed within 100 metres of the plane over Macclesfield and left pilots baffled (stock image)
The man whizzed within 100 metres of the plane over Macclesfield and left pilots baffled 
He appeared from nowhere as the Airbus 320  was coming in to land at Manchester Airport on Friday June 13
He appeared from nowhere as the Airbus 320 was coming in to land at Manchester Airport on Friday June 13
He appeared from nowhere as the Airbus 320 passed Macclesfield while it was coming in to land at Manchester Airport and has been dubbed the 'Superman of Macclesfield'. 

The Airprox Board, which looks in to near misses, said: 'They first sighted the object a few hundred metres in the 11 o'clock position 200 to 300ft above. 
'It passed down the left-hand side of the aircraft at 100 to 200m. 
'The crew only saw it fleetingly, there was no time to take avoiding action and they based their assumptions on it being a person under a canopy. But neither can remember seeing a canopy.' 

The official report in to the incident on Friday June 13 admitted it was 'unfortunate' and 'frustrating' there was 'no way of corroborating what they had reported'. 
It added that the flight crew 'couldn't be certain that it wasn't a person-shaped balloon.' 
Aviation expert Chris Yates said: 'It is a complete and utter mystery.'
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IN ENGLAND THERE HAVE THE FLYING MAN.
IN MALAYSIA WE HAVE AN INVISIBLE PRIME MINISTER.
HELLO ANYONE KNOWS WHERE THE PM IS HIBERNATING?



Friday, October 17, 2014

Payment time


SO WAS HADI WRONG TO SAY THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE OFFERED MONEY?

The Ass


A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS
HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
Thats Media you cant control!!!

The newly minted Taiko in PKR




IS ANWAR PLANNING TO SECURE RAFIZI AS SON-IN-LAW?
WELL, A DESPERATE MAN IS INTO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE.
OTHERWISE WHY GIVE THE MOST POWERFUL SEAT TO A FOOL.

Marriage

ISTERI BUAT LAPORAN POLIS, ZAKAR SUAMI TERLALU BESAR UNTUKNYA

Gambar hiasan
Dah macam tak ada cara paling elok nak diselesaikan. Hal dalam kelambu pun nak diceritakan pada pegawai polis, macam la polis tu tak ada kerja lain.

Itu lah yang dilakukan oleh seorang wanita yang membuat laporan polis berkenaan zakar suaminya yang terlalu besar hingga menyebabkan kesakitan pada ala sulitnya ketika melakukan hubungan seks.

Throw away the key


THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE IN MALAYSIA WE MUST GET RID OFF.
1.   ANWAR IBRAHIM.
2.   NAJIS AUTO PILOT.
3.   FAT LADY WITH DIAMOND RING.

GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Is this what they teach in the Agama Schools?




Selangor MB latest gadget THE VACCUM


After the bomb blast in Bukit Bintang, the newly minted MB is going to vaccum Selayang.  So are you going to be sitting duck or dead duck?  Either way Azmin is today a billionaire thanks to Anwar, PKR, DAP and of course people like Khalid Samad and five other PAS arse holes.
It took Rosmah and Najis one month to wipe clean our nation reserve.
It took Azmin Ali five days to wipe clean Selangor cash reserve of RM3.2 billion.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

What kind of jackass we have in Malaysia


Odd-job worker arrested for allegedly insulting Najib

M. Krishnan, 58, was arrested over a photo of him holding a slipper against the face of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak on a poster. – Facebook pic, October 14, 2014.M. Krishnan, 58, was arrested over a photo of him holding a slipper against the face of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak on a poster. – Facebook pic, October 14, 2014.An odd-job worker angered by the recent fuel subsidy cut is now in hot water over a photo of him holding a slipper against the face of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak on a poster.
M. Krishnan, 58, was arrested by police on Saturday at his low-cost flat in PPR Sri Alam, Sungai Besi, to facilitate investigations.
He was remanded for a day to assist police in their probe into intentional insult with intent to provoke breach of peace and criminal intimidation.
Sentul police chief Assistant Commissioner R. Munusamy confirmed the incident, saying police were wrapping up their investigations.
"The investigation papers will be passed to the Attorney-General's Chambers this week," he told The Malaysian Insider.
Putrajaya cut fuel subsidies on October 2 by raising the price of RON95 petrol and diesel by 20 sen a litre.
A photo purportedly showing Krishnan was published on Facebook by the “Friends of BN – Barisan Nasional” page.
Krishnan was allegedly photographed during a protest against the fuel price hike outside Parliament on October 8. The protest was also against the goods and services tax (GST), which will come into effect in April next year.
Krishnan was criticised by social media users after the photograph was circulated online, especially on the Friends of Barisan Nasional Facebook page.
Munusamy said police had made several recommendations in their investigation papers but declined to elaborate further.
"The Attorney-General will made a decision on the case," Munusamy said.
This is not the first time an individual has gotten into trouble with a perceived insult of Najib or his likeness.
In December 2011, student activist Adam Adli Abd Halim was arrested by police for bringing down a flag bearing Najib's image outside the Umno headquarters at the Putra World Trade Centre.
Adam was later suspended for three semesters by Universiti Pendidikan Sultan Idris, where he was studying at that time.
- TMI
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IN AMERICA YOU CAN INSULT THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES.
IN MALAYSIA YOU CANNOT INSULT THE INVISIBLE AUTO PILOT.
IN MALAYSIA YOU CANNOT INSULT THE FAT LADY WITH THE DIAMOND RING.
BUT IT IS OKAY FOR THE GOVERNMENT OF MALAYSIA TO INSULT THE MALAYSIANS.

Monday, October 13, 2014

The Opposition Leader who cried Wolf too many times

DR WAN AZIZAH NEVER HAD THE MAJORITY AFTER ALL


Maybe the legal fraternity did not know of the 15 who turned or maybe they do know but are not telling us because they think we did not know. Whatever it may be Azmin did have the majority and he is, therefore, constitutionally the legal MB of Selangor.
THE CORRIDORS OF POWER
Raja Petra Kamarudin
Free Malaysia Today has finally revealed what many of us had known for the last two months (READ HERE). And that is party president Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail did not have the 30 votes that PKR claims she had. She had only 15 votes.
In August, PKR held a press conference to reveal that Dr Wan Azizah had 29 letters in her hands — 15 from DAP, 12 from PKR and two from PAS. That makes 29, and including Dr Wan Azizah’s own ‘vote’ that makes 30 out of the 56 representatives in the Selangor State Assembly a.k.a. ADUNs.
But this was a not a vote of no confidence against sitting MB Khalid Ibrahim in the real sense of the word as much as it was a vote of confidence for Dr Wan Azizah. A vote of no confidence cannot be done via SDs but has to be done in the state assembly. Nevertheless it can still be taken as an unofficial or informal vote of no confidence against Khalid.
And with that Khalid had an audience with HRH the Sultan to request the Sultan’s consent to resign from his post of MB. All HRH had to do was to consent to Khalid’s request and Selangor would have had a new MB on that day.
But the Sultan did not give his consent on that day because HRH was informed that the 15 DAP and 12 PKR representatives were coerced into signing their SDs or signed under duress. Only the two PAS representatives volunteered to sign their SDs and signed willingly.
A month later, five new SDs emerged that basically cancelled the earlier SDs. That brought Dr Wan Azizah’s ‘support’ down to 25 and she needed at least 29 to command a majority.
It seems the Sultan was also told that these five are supporting Azmin Ali for MB and that another ten representatives, although they did not sign any SDs yet, will also support Azmin Ali if a vote was taken in the state assembly.
Since only 14 are supporting Dr Wan Azizah while 28 (including 13 from PAS) support Azmin, even if the 12 Umno representatives abstain, that would give Azmin the majority. And while Umno may not officially vote for Azmin, they did say they would support whatever decision HRH makes in this matter. So, indirectly, the 12 Umno representatives also vote for Azmin (if that is the Sultan’s choice) giving him 40 votes (if Khalid abstains).
And that was why HRH took his time in appointing Khalid’s successor. HRH needed to know if Dr Wan Azizah really had the 30 votes that PKR claims she had. From what was revealed she only had 14 votes (15 including her own vote) while Azmin also had 15. And with the 13 from PAS and 12 from Umno who will support whatever decision the Sultan makes, Azmin and not Wan Azizah should become the MB.
The legal fraternity screamed that HRH did not follow the Constitution in appointing Azmin as the MB. But that is just it. HRH did. The person who HRH must appoint as MB is the person who commands the confidence of the majority in the House. And it was very clear that Azmin and not Dr Wan Azizah commanded this majority. So HRH followed the Constitution to the letter.
Maybe the legal fraternity did not know of the 15 who turned or maybe they do know but are not telling us because they think we did not know. Whatever it may be Azmin did have the majority and he is, therefore, constitutionally the legal MB of Selangor.
I have only one thing to say to Azmin — brilliant! And did I not say back in 2009 that if you want a politician as the MB then Azmin should be made the MB. Yes, I did write back in 2009 that Azmin should be made the MB of Selangor if you want a seasoned politician to head Selangor. I just wonder why many people got upset when I said that five years ago.
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ADUNS made U-turn after backing Azizah

 | October 13, 2014
Several assemblyman are said to have been forced to support the PKR President as Pakatan's sole MB nominee.
GEORGE TOWN: About two weeks before Azmin Ali was sworn in as Selangor Menteri Besar, several Pakatan Rakyat assemblymen signed individual statutory declarations withdrawing their support for PKR President Wan Azizah Ismail, sources have told FMT.
The sources showed some documents purported to be SDs signed on September 11, less than a month after 29 assemblymen declared their support for Wan Azizah as Pakatan’s sole nominee for the MB post.
The documents contain an allegation that the assemblymen were forced by the PKR top brass to support Wan Azizah. They also claimed that these same assemblymen declared their full support for any decision to be taken by the Sultan of Selangor regarding the appointment of the Menteri Besar.
SD letter
It was not clear how many assemblymen are involved or who they are.
A few weeks ago, Sri Andalas assemblyman Xavier Jayakumar made a police report relating to a similar allegation.
In a short interview with FMT today, he expressed doubt about the veracity of the September 11 documents.
Asked to describe the content of his police report, he said: “It’s simple. I reported that my signature was forged.”
SO WILL BERSIH, SUHAKAM, WOMAN NGOS AND DIE HARD SUPPORTERS OF ANWAR AND KAK WAN SHUT UP FOR GOOD.

After Kajang Gate and Selangor Crisis


THE PERSON WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SELANGOR PROBLEMS.
IGNORE BY THE RAKYAT.
IGNORE BY OTHER COALITION PARTIES.
IGNORE BY ITS OWN PARTY MEMBERS.
ANWAR HAS DONE THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE BY DESTROYING HIMSELF, HIS FAMILY AND HIS PARTY.
TODAY MB AZMIN HAS GIVEN OUT SIGNS THAT ANWAR SHOULD RETIRE INSIDE THE CELL FOREVER.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

PAS too soft on traitors

                                            
ME I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY SHOES AT THEM.
http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=377132:hadis-revenge-pas-duo-suspended-for-backing-azizah&Itemid=2#axzz3FwcJ7itc
http://www.malaysia-today.net/pkr-will-welcome-suspended-pas-duo/

People who use their head




Government Servant with BMW

BMW1
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The “Anggota Pentadbiran Kerajaan” (Government Civil Servant paid RM 0 for BMW1 license plate and look at the car he drives – BMW M6 series which cost roughly RM800,000 (US$270,000). What the fuck!
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THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF MALAY.
THE LAZY ONES.
THE CORRUPTED ONES.
THE EXTREMISTS.

Post Turtle in Malaysia


While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old rancher said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Turtles'.''  
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post Turtle." 
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with. 

Saturday, October 11, 2014

What else is NEW?


Tahukah anda kenapa Anuar Nak jadi PM walau pun satu hari....sebab dia nak bawa masuk wang yg dilarikan sebanyak 13 Billion dalam bentuk Not 500 dan 1000 itu sebab TDM batalkan pengunaan mata wang 500 Ringgit dan 1000 Ringgit,kalau Anuar jadi PM mata wang ini boleh digunakan maka bertambah kaya lah Anuar.

Mahkota Dewa

Dedicated to all the FUCK UP supporters of PKR and DAP



Dear Pakatan Rakyat,
Please do not confuse my friend Ah Sing anymore.
For months and months you all say Khalid Ibrahim too quick to sign the water deal and say got songlap and that Khalid is bought by "UMNO",
Then last week you all say that you all will review the water deal agreements signed by Khalid.
Then earlier this week, Tony Pua defamed Khalid by suggesting he must have taken or hidden all the water agreements.
And then yesterday, MB Azmin says the Selangor govt has the original copies of all three water agreements and now urges the Federal govt to complete the water deals AS SOON AS POSSIBLE to ensure the supply of clean water is protected.
WTF are you all doing??? Can you get your story right or are you all making up stories as you go along?
So, did Khalid do the right thing or not? So no songlap, right?
If you all reviewed the water agreements and decided that the water deals are legit and urgently needed then Khalid got fired for doing the right thing.
My friend, Ah Sing is major Konpius now!!
9 October 2014 - Kerajaan Persekutuan perlu memuktamadkan segera perjanjian penstrukturan air yang dimeterai dengan kerajaan negeri Selangor ketika pentadbiran Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim kerana perjanjian tersebut sedang terancam, kata Menteri Besar Selangor Mohamed Azmin Ali.
Azmin Ali also says Selangor Govt has the original copies of all the three water agreements but that they were protected under OSA -http://tinyurl.com/psxvzvl
3 October 2014 - Tony Pua asks "Did Khalid ‘hide’ water agreement from new state government?" He suggested that Khalid might have kept the documents away from the new administration. - http://tinyurl.com/omguvo7
Tony Pua, did you slander Khalid Ibrahim again?

Friday, October 10, 2014

Rarest cloud formations in the world

One of the rarest cloud formations in the world is about to appear in Australia
FIONA MACDONALD   
THURSDAY, 09 OCTOBER 2014
At this time of year, an extremely rare, wormhole-like weather phenomena rolls through Queensland, Australia.
Known as morning glory clouds, these long bands of cigar-shaped formations can stretch up to 1,000 kilometres in length. And they can only be seen reliably in one place in the world - Australia’s Gulf Country township around the Gulf of Carpenteria in northwestern Queensland, each spring.
They look like some kind of alien wormhole, but the iconic roll shape of the cloud is actually caused by a drop in temperature, a spike in pressure and strong sea breezes. Because of these conditions, air at the front edge of the cloud is moving up rapidly, while the air at the back is dropping, rolling the cloud into a neat little cylinder. It’s been reported that up to 10 of these clouds can appear across the sky at one time, up to 2 kilometres off the ground.
The morning glory clouds can travel at an incredible speed of 10 to 20 metres per second - that’s around 60 kilometres per hour - with new cloud continuously being formed at the leading edge while being eroded from behind. While scientists still don’t fully understand the weather conditions that lead to the clouds, they’re associated with humidity in the area and strong sea breezes across the Gulf of Carpenteria, which are the conditions that occur here each spring between late Spetember and early November.
Around the same time, hundreds of hang gliders from around the world flock to the area in the hopes of “surfing” for hundreds of kilometres along the thermals in front of the clouds.
I've never actually hang glided before, but this photo makes me want to join them.
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Thursday, October 9, 2014

Gangsters here and there.



After Blood Moon Day we get bomb in Bukit Bintang.  What else is new in Malaysia especially Kuala Lumpur and Selangor.  What happens in Kuala Lumpur also applies to Selangor.  For these two were once a Single State.
I was born in Pudu but am a Selangorian because at that time there was no Kuala Lumpur. According to old tales Kuala Lumpur was given away to the Federal Government  because the ex-Sultan of Selangor needed the money.
Places like Pudu, Bukit Bintang and Petaling Street were known as D PLACE FOR EVERY KIND OF BUSINESSES.  What you want can be found as long as the price was right.  Even PDRM were great supporters of all the illegal business there. Those days the gangsters were mostly Chinese from Klang but today the ones running the show are politicians and PDRM.  Before 13th GE, UMNO Politicians and Cronies together with PDRM were the big TAIKO in Bukit Bintang.  But thanks to Sultan of Selangor, Azmin Ali became the MB of Selangor.
Let us go back to 12th GE. Even though PR won many seats in Selangor and KL.  The UMNO gang were still in control of Bukit Bintang because MB Khalid did not give Azmin Ali and Amiruddin the power to take over the Taiko seat.  But now that Azmin Ali has become the MB, the power is in his hands to do what he wants. This is where the CASH FLOWS for PKR and DAP.
So here is the problem.  UMNO and PDRM have been running the show for almost a century.  In comes a Pumpkin with an MB SEAT AND RM3.2 billion to wrestle for control.  SO WHAT HAPPENS, HAS HAPPENED IN BUKIT BINTANG.  THIS WILL GO ON UNTIL UMNO GANG IS WIPE OFF.  IN THE MEANTIME PDRM IS ENJOYING LIFE TO THE FULLEST SODOMIZING BOTH SIDES.

http://steadyaku-steadyaku-husseinhamid.blogspot.com/2014/10/hand-grenades-in-bukit-bintang-osa-in.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Steadyaku47+%28steadyaku47%29

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Who are these people?

SERAM!! VIDEO: CCTV Rakam Jual SuratKhabar Ghaib secara Tiba-Tiba

Seram! Satu rakaman video CCTV di sebuah bulatan yang agak sibuk, kejadian ini dikatakan di rakam di Kuala Lumpur pada 29 Apr 2014. Dalam kesibukan kota raya Kuala Lumpur kelihatan seorang tua sedang duduk di kerusi sambil menjual suratkhabar.

SERAM!! VIDEO: CCTV Rakam Hantu Jual SuratKhabar Di Kuala Lumpur

Dalam rakaman CCTV ini juga kelihatan ada pelanggan yang membeli akhbar yang dijual oleh orang tua misteri itu. Cuba anda perhatikan secara tiba-tiba orang tua yang menjual akhbar itu ghaib

Siapakah si penjual akhbar misteri ini? adakah hantu atau roh yang tidak tenteram sedang berkeliaran…Wallahualam.







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