Everyone submit your application to be petty traders

Dear All,

For the past few days Jamal the millionaire petty trader has been going around to get free publicity so they he can be chosen as a candidate for the coming election.  There are many Malays who think that this country can only be run by UMNO Malays.  But they forget they are many other Malays in the opposition party too.

Jamal the millionaire petty trader has now offered two Lamborghini cars as lucky draw to attract crowds to Ambiga's house knowing that few people would turn up beside the reporters. If one were to recall in the media and net, Ibrahim Ali and Hasan Ali were seen talking to empty chairs in many of their ceramahs. So Jamal is afraid that would happen and he would lose face, so that is why two Lamborghinis are thrown into the lucky draw to pull in people.  But how many people will be taken in?  As to what I know, Jamal has taken another precaution by threatening traders from TAR to bring their family members to turn up at Ambiga's house today and tomorrow or face losing their licences. Even those wanting to open stalls for Ramadan were promised that if they do turn up at Ambiga's house they would get two lots instead of one for free. Which mean they can lease out the other one and collect the money.  Another form of bribery. Each stall can be leased for RM4,000.

So you see being a petty trader has many incentive especially when GE is nearby.

Jamal has set an example how a mat rempit can be a millionaire just by being an UMNO member and willing to polish and lick the masters' shoes.  At the same time be ever ready to do illegal transaction and ferrying prostitutes here and there.

So those who wants to be millionaire petty trader can do so easily by joining UMNO and be buddy with Jamal.  Who knows maybe licking his butt would bring better prospect than Hishamuddin, Zahid and Najis.

And by the way, whoever gets to win the Lamborghini where is your source of money to pay for road tax, insurance and maintenance?  Magnum, Toto or Big Sweep.