Saturday, October 26, 2013

Living in a nation of SEX and MALAY


HEADLINE: Najib: Sugar subsidy cut good for your sex life

Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak has defended the government's move to abolish the sugar subsidy effective today, warning that over consumption of sugar can even affect one's libido.

Officiating the Gerakan national delegates conference (NDC) this morning, he said this was in addition to the diabetic symptoms that he had warned in his budget speech yesterday, such as poor vision, gangrene and being dependent on a dialysis machine.

"There is one more thing: Your libido might also be affected. I think if the late (Gerakan president) Lim Keng Yaik was here, he will put it in a more colourful manner.

"I leave it to your imagination. I am not going to say what I think he would have said," Najib told the Gerakan delegates, who burst into laughter. Najib spoke in the hall bearing Lim's name.

He then went on to criticise the opposition's tendency to oppose any government initiative without regard to its consequences ,and said such opposition was not constructive.
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Schools push 'magic' pills

Out of this world: A screenshot of a picture of boxes of the ‘get smart’ pills found on a Facebook account.
Out of this world: A screenshot of a picture of boxes of the ‘get smart’ pills found on a Facebook account.
   
PETALING JAYA: Schools in several states have been “pushing” pills that supposedly make pupils cleverer.
The promoters also claim that the “get smart” pills, named Dimensi 108, which are marketed as food supplements, can alter children’s behaviour to make them more obedient and hard-working as well as resistant to illnesses.
Concerned parents from a school in Kuala Lumpur contacted The Star when the tablets were distributed to Year Six pupils earlier this week, saying their children were being forced to buy the pills.
One parent said she had asked her daughter to return the pills to the class teacher and refused to pay for them.
“When my daughter and a few of her friends returned the pills, the teacher told them not to blame her if they are tak pandai (not clever) in their UPSR (which starts on Sept 9).
“Can you believe that? The teacher is supposed to encourage the kids to work hard for their exams and not rely on some pills with so-called magical properties,’’ the outraged parent told The Star.
Another complainant, whose brother is studying at the school, has lodged a written complaint with the Health Ministry.
“A ministry official told me that they will look into the matter, and I have also sent pictures of the packaging of the pills with the ministry’s logo on it.
“I hope they will get to the bottom of this as quickly as possible because we need to know whether the product is legitimate or not,” said the complainant.
The school’s headmistress said parents had “misunderstood” the nature of the pills and it was not compulsory for pupils to buy them.
“We would not promote anything that is bad for the pupils ... these are just like herbal supplements to help pupils concentrate and build energy for the upcoming examination.
“They have ingredients such as spirulina and red dates, which are known for their health-giving properties. I myself give them to my child near the examination period.
“The product also has the endorsement of the Malaysian Federation of the Council of Headmasters, meaning that it has been approved by the Health and Education ministries,” she said.
The headmistress claimed that the pills were supplied to the school by the council.
“One parent shared her concerns with me personally, and when I explained the situation, she was very supportive,” she added.
Some parents remained sceptical.
“Only RM5 for a behaviour altering drug? This is way too affordable for the best thing since the discovery of DNA,” quipped a parent on Facebook.
“Spend a few hundred bucks, behavioural issues solved ... Where can I mass order? Or how to sign up to be an agent?” added another.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, you are on board a very tricky situation whereby the Prime Minister is telling the world that because he takes in less sugar his sexual performance has improved.  But to the women, men, little girls and young boys he has close encounter with, they are not sure whether to cry or laugh.
On the other side of the fence is 'Pill Pandai' that is heavily promoted by the Education Minsitry people claiming that the pill is only sugar sweet which can make students cleverer than the Prime Minister.
Living in Malaysia we are constantly reminded by our leaders NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SEX AND MALAY THIS AND THAT.


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