Monday, June 9, 2014

Anyone wants a 10 Minutes Egg


YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE THE TYPE OF EGGS YOU EAT.
BUT FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS, WE MALAYSIANS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO SWALLOW A ROTTEN EGG.
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Beijing insists Najib's eggs boil for 10min


Boasting about how China had cared for him during his visit there last week, Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak said today that he wasn't even allowed to eat his eggs the way he always preferred, for health reasons.

He said that China provided "unprecedented security" and the special treatment showed that ties between the two countries were getting restored, after the unsettling MH370 incident.

"There was a health official to make sure that I remain healthy," Najib said to laughter from a room of investors and businessmen at the InvestMalaysia 2014 conference in Kuala Lumpur.

"I usually like my eggs half-boiled,  three minutes, but the China official insisted that it  must be 10 minutes, for health reasons," he added.

For security's sake, Najib said China also had three similar limousines to ferry him around, and put up a world class concert for just four people, where an Italian version of "It's now or never" was beautifully rendered.

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