Darling! You are Screwed

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WHEN THE WRONG PERSON IS GIVEN THE TASK TO HEAD A MINISTRY THIS HAPPENS.

MY DEAR FRIEND ANWAR, BEST YOU EMPLOY ME TO TAKE CARE OF THE ECONOMY AND EDUCATION SYSTEM FOR MALAYSIA.

MY FIRST TASK WOULD BE TO FORCE TNB TO GIVE 50% OFF FOR 2 YEARS.

TNB WILL NOT LOSE MONEY INSTEAD THEY MAKE SMALLER PROFIT OF A FEW MILLIONS.

NEXT I RE EDUCATE THE WORKERS AND STAFF TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME ON USELESS ACTIVITIES.

MAKE A NEW LAW IN PARLIAMENT TO SACK GOVERNMENT STAFF AT ANY TIME IF FOUND TO BE UNPRODUCTIVE AND ILL MANNERED.

NEXT EXECUTE ALL THE CORRUPTED GLC CHAIRMEN, CEO, MINISTERS AND GOVERNMENT SERVANTS WHO RECEIVE BRIBE OR STEAL.

THOSE INVOLVED IN LAND GRAB TO HAVE THEIR HANDS CUT OFF AND CONFISCATE THEIR ILL GAINED WEALTH.

STOP ALL ROYALTY AND MBs FROM DOING BUSINESS.

DO AWAY WITH APS AND MONOPOLY IN MALAYSIA.

IMPROVE THE EDUCATION SYSTEM BY PUTTING IN FRESH AND CAPABLE PEOPLE. PUT OUT THE DEAD AND USELESS ONES INTO PASTURE. GET THOSE WITH CREATIVE IDEAS.

GET RID OF DEAD WOODS AND THUGS IN GLC.

GET RID OF THE SEX MANIAC AND CORRUPTED FOOLS INSIDE PM DEPARTMENT.

ANWAR YOU HAVE MANY SO CALLED CONSULTANTS IN PM OFFICE, FINANCE AND ECONOMY YET YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO THINK AND ACT 5 YEARS AHEAD. SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU.

IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS PLEASE LAH GIVE PEOPLE LIKE ME A CHANCE TO HELP YOU  BRING CHANGES AND SMILE TO 33 MILLION MALAYSIANS.

EVERYDAY YOU SLICE AWAY OUR HOPE AND MAKE THE RAKYAT SUFFER MORE.

RAKYAT DO NOT NEED A HANDSHAKE OR A WORD OF HELLO FROM YOU OR KFC BUT A SOLUTION TO LIVE, EAT A DECENT MEAL AND SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT.

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?