Give me the job

 

I BELIEVE I AM CAPABLE OF HANDLING THE PRESENT CRISIS FACE BY 32 MILLION MALAYSIANS AND MALAYSIA.

I CAN BRING DOWN THE NUMBER OF DEATH.

I CAN BRING DOWN THE NUMBER OF POSITIVE COVID 19 WHATEVER VARIANTS.

I CAN GIVE PERMANENT JOB TO DOCTORS AND NURSES.

I CAN ENSURE SCHOOLS AND BUSINESSES OPEN.

I CAN BRING BACK THE STOLEN BILLION SIPHONED OUT BY PN MINISTERS.

I CAN CREATE JOBS FOR 1 MILLION MALAYSIANS.

I CAN BRING BACK SANITY TO ALL MALAYSIANS.

JUST GIVE ME THE BLOODY JOB AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW GOOD I AM.

AT LEAST I AM NOT A POLITICIAN.

AT LEAST I WILL NOT STAY LONGER THAN 1 YEAR.

AT LEAST I CAN BE TRUSTED NOT TO STEAL.

I WILL MAKE SURE EVERYONE GOT FOOD ON THE TABLE, CHILDREN GET TO GO TO SCHOOL, RAKYAT GET TO WORK, BUSINESS RE OPEN WITHOUT ANYMORE OBSTACLES, INVESTMENT WILL COME POURING IN AND MOST IMPORTANT I AM NOT CORRUPT OR A THIEF LIKE THE PRESENT BUNCH OF IDIOTS.

I HEREBY CHALLENGE AGONG, COUNCIL OF RULERS AND ANY INTERESTED PARTIES TO GIVE ME THE JOB TO RUN THIS COUNTRY FOR A YEAR.

THIS IS A JOB FOR WOMAN LIKE ME.