What's under the sarong

A CAR thief ran off when the owner of the vehicle he was about to steal got into the car naked.

Russell Stuart, 51, was woken when he heard his Peugeot car being revved up on his driveway in the early hours.

Mr Stuart ran outside, opened the passenger door and sat beside the thief - not realising he had forgotten to get dressed.

As soon as the thief saw Stuart, he flung the door open and made a run for it. “I just got out of bed and ran to my car, opened the passenger door and sat down,” said Mr Stuart, of Kent, southeastern England.

“I said to him, 'all right mate, where are we going then?' And he jumped out of the car and legged it. I don’t know what the guy must have thought when a large naked bloke got into the car next to him, but when your car is being stolen you don’t think about it, you just react.”

Mr Stuart drove around the town looking for the thief but, still naked, gave up after a while in case he got pulled over for indecent exposure.
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This story reminds me of two incidents that happened in my area.

The first incident happened when my neighbour an ex-civil servant was watering his plants. It so happens his wife was approaching the gate after marketing, when a snatch thief grab her purse. Her husband upon hearing her scream reacted and gave chase but fell short when his sarong came lose.

The second was at a surau while waiting for my husband to finish his prayer for his friend's departure from this world. An elderly man while praying, his sarong came loose and expose his butt when he bent down.

An underwear does not cost much. Plus I understand that it is comfortable to be naked inside but there is no guarantee freak accident do not happen.