No regrets.

She might not be as intelligent as Einstein but she could at least develop some sort of technical formulas for technical analysts to predict the direction of stock market, for example *grin*. Indeed it was a great loss that Maths genius Sufiah Yusof chose the field of prostitution as the way out to whatever reasons known only to her. Blame it on her monster father, the pressure, the high expectation or simply her wish to control her own life.

Photos and sexy videos about her made headlines.The fact that she got fascinated after read Belle De Jour’s Diary of a London Call Girl, researched escort agencies on the internet and sent them photographs for clients showed that Sufiah wasn’t that innocent after all. Her first client was a 20-something tall and handsome guy and she exclaimed “I can’t believe I’m getting paid to have sex with this man … We had a drink then went upstairs to his room and had fantastic sex … I left that night feeling totally elated having had an amazing time with £250 in my purse.”

Now that she has reveals all, let’s see if there’re still people who feel that she needs rescue and probably drag her back to Malaysia for treatment in rehabilitation center. Get real – this genius is enjoying every bit of his life now without any regrets whatsoever. “One man asked me how much I earned a year … I said £60,000 … He told me – I’ll pay that amount straight into your bank and buy you a flat and you can be my mistress … But I don’t want that because I’m happy doing what I do … I don’t have any regrets … I’ve never felt more confident about my body and I’ve had some of the best sex of my life.” – the genius Sufiah concluded.

It’s not everyday you come across such genius especially from a small nation such as Malaysia with a population of less than 30 million. Nobody thought that the genius would turn hooker 10 years later and drives men wild by reciting Maths “Equation” to her clients as they have sex. She claims that selling her body for up to £1,000 a time provides her with a far more glamorous lifethan she ever dreamt of when she went to Oxford University aged just 13.

In an interview with “News of the World”, 23-year-old Sufiah boasts “My clients love the fact that I can stimulate their minds AND their bodies … And I don’t believe my education has been wasted – in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments … I’ve always had ahigh sex drive – and now I’m getting all the sex I want … and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.”

She further went on to say how her clients treat her like princess. For example one guy took her shopping on Bond Street, bought her a beautiful black Gucci dress for £700 and then took her to Selfridges and told her to pick any handbag she liked. She chose a £600 Gucci clutch and felt like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. “Later that night we went for dinner. I wore my Gucci dress and sexy lingerie and took great pleasure in peeling it off for him later on back at his hotel” – she revealed.

Therefore it’s best to leave her alone. Maybe after a couple of years when she got tired of her “career”, she could make full use of her Maths knowledge in other area. Probably she could help the Malaysia government especially the Finance Ministry (recruit her Abdullah Badawi!!!) in crunching complex numbers such as inflation rate which strangely always settle at between 2 – 3 percent no matter how many times daily goods’ prices increase, not to mention the extraordinary economic growth despite people complaining of not getting the goodies.

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Najib, I understand you are on waiting list though your offered price and goodies is ten times more. But already two ex-Ministers and one Royalty had their chance with her. So why the hell are you fucking Anwar left and right?