Open Fax To The Deputy Prime Minister
Dear Mr Deputy Prime Minister,
I am not a politician but just an unnoticeable citizen who wishes to suggest to you, the best way to win an election.
Offering RM50 million or RM25 million to an individual is just a waste of time, plus more SD have to be swept under the already bloated carpets.
Would it not be better if you will just slip an envelope with a bank draft of RM1 million in it, since it is safer than carrying cash, to all the voters who come out to vote on Election Day? You could add that this is just a token of appreciation for voting UMNO.
I can give full guarantee that the whole country plus all the illegal immigrants with MYKAD will come out in full force to vote for you and UMNO. It is that simple, why bother to cause so much of headache for the people of Perak especially the new EC ding dong.
I hereby declare I will donate 50 million envelopes to you free for the next election and will volunteer to help you distribute your kind gesture to all the voters.
Sincerely yours,
Dian Abdullah
I am not a politician but just an unnoticeable citizen who wishes to suggest to you, the best way to win an election.
Offering RM50 million or RM25 million to an individual is just a waste of time, plus more SD have to be swept under the already bloated carpets.
Would it not be better if you will just slip an envelope with a bank draft of RM1 million in it, since it is safer than carrying cash, to all the voters who come out to vote on Election Day? You could add that this is just a token of appreciation for voting UMNO.
I can give full guarantee that the whole country plus all the illegal immigrants with MYKAD will come out in full force to vote for you and UMNO. It is that simple, why bother to cause so much of headache for the people of Perak especially the new EC ding dong.
I hereby declare I will donate 50 million envelopes to you free for the next election and will volunteer to help you distribute your kind gesture to all the voters.
Sincerely yours,
Dian Abdullah
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