Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Najib's budget no sen

An Obituary printed in the

LondonTimes.....Absolutely Brilliant !!


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens

suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their
unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust,
by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter,

Responsibility, and by his
son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If
you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Self praise is no praise. Yesterday I read that Najib is very pleased that people are rushing to meet him and take photographs. Many are in tears and refused to let go off his hands because of his people's budget. It is obvious those people do not know how to count and in another planet of bliss not able to understand that the rise in foods and utilities like TNB, Telcos, Tolls etc are the biggest dent to putting food on the table for most families.

So continue to shed tears and hold on to Najib's hand while your stomach goes hungry.

1 comment:

Ellese A said...

You sure lost of your common sense when your right or wrong depends on who you support and not the action. Pr budget is a 4.4 deficit budget with billions of direct handouts to the people. What more with ballooning of the budget for civil servants. This budget by pr is hailed but you but something similar by bn is condemned. Youve lost your common sense.

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