Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Crossing the Border


WHERE TO CROSS BORDER?
1) If you cross North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour.
2) If you cross Iranian border illegally, you are jailed 100%.
3) If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you will be shot.
4) If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be whipped.
5) If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be seen again.
6) If you cross the US border illegally, you will be charged as terrorist.
7) If you cross the Russian border illegally, you will be branded as spy and hanged.
8) If you cross British border illegally, you will be arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and finally deported.
9) If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into the political prison to rot.
10) If you are an Indonesian ,Bangladeshi and illegally cross the Malaysian border, you get:
- My PR Permanent Resident
- A Driving License
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation
- Special Bumiputra privilege
- Credit cards
- Free Education
- Free Health care
- Become Menteri Besar
And also a privilege to become snatch thief, robber, rapist, etc.
That's why we live in Bolehland not Neverland,Mimaland


Jaswant Sidhu

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