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Thanks to UMNO we are very happy

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When a donkey runs the show, this happens

The answer is not wrong

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University of Malaya latest Kangkung Joke

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How not to drown

Beware of Flash Light Apps

Which Royalty?

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Kamal  Hisham Jaafar JFK added 2 new photos — at Geneva Centre for Human Rights Advancement and Global Dialogue KEJAM !!! MAHLIGAI BAKAL BERGOYANG!! SIAPA BUNUH MR YANG ? Seorang Pemilik Kilang Plastik yang terletak di Txxxxi di dalam sebuah negeri yang bakal meriah dengan Majlis Gilang Gemilang beberapa hari lagi telah dibunuh oleh kerabat diraja. (Jangan tanya saya di Negeri mana ATAU siapa yang lakukannya .....SIASAT sebelum mempercayainya) Itulah maklumat yang sangat MEMERANJATKAN saya setelah dimaklumkan oleh beberapa Ahli-ahli Perniagaan berbangsa Cina yang berkunjung menemui saya malam semalam. Peristiwa ini baru terjadi beberapa bulan sahaja dan banyak usaha dari pelbagai pihak "menutupnya" demi melindungi KERABAT DIRAJA DURJANA ITU. Jika Benar-benar sahih, Saya berharap keluarga Mr Yang untuk menghubungi saya SEGERA dan saya juga berharap Pihak Berkuasa TELUS DI DALAM MENJALANKAN SIASATAN PEMBUNUHAN KEJAM INI.. Kalau ini adalah satu cerita BENAR, MAKA saya akan PAST…

Malay girls like to be second hand goods

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Creative way to save life

Having fun alone

My kind of buddies to hang out with

Not the first time

To those who have attended dinners where Najis and Rosmah are guests, their stories are incredible if produce in publication.
I have witness FLOM pressing hard onto Najis polished shoe with her heel during dinner when he talks to guest who approached him at the table.
When we talk about spouse abuse it is never only women who suffers.
Today the whole world witness what FLOM has been doing to Najis daily.

So who is lying?

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Good Day to rePost this

Ahem, it burst

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Merry Go Round

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Flying man vs Invisible PM

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Is it a bird, is it a plane? No - it's a mystery man flying past an Airbus full of passengers as it flew over Macclesfield at 3,500ftPilots of Airbus 320 left stunned when a 'flying man' passed their aircraftThe man flew within 100 metres of the plane as it made its descent into Manchester AirportThere was no sign of him on the radar and neither pilot could see a canopy suspending him  The official report in to the incident said it was 'frustrating' they could not corroborate what happened  By THOMAS BURROWS FOR MAILONLINE
Pilots on a holiday jet were left stunned when a 'flying man' whizzed past their aircraft at 3,500 feet.  The mystery man flew within 100 metres of the plane and left the pilots baffled as to how he was moving through the air, as neither could see a canopy suspending him.  There was also no sign of him on the radar and further checks failed to reveal any paragliders, parachutists or balloonists in the area at the time.

The man whizzed wit…

Payment time

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SO WAS HADI WRONG TO SAY THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE OFFERED MONEY?

The Ass

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A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS
HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
Thats Media you cant control!!!

The newly minted Taiko in PKR

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IS ANWAR PLANNING TO SECURE RAFIZI AS SON-IN-LAW?
WELL, A DESPERATE MAN IS INTO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE.
OTHERWISE WHY GIVE THE MOST POWERFUL SEAT TO A FOOL.

Marriage

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ISTERI BUAT LAPORAN POLIS, ZAKAR SUAMI TERLALU BESAR UNTUKNYAOn 10/16/2014 Dah macam tak ada cara paling elok nak diselesaikan. Hal dalam kelambu pun nak diceritakan pada pegawai polis, macam la polis tu tak ada kerja lain.

Itu lah yang dilakukan oleh seorang wanita yang membuat laporan polis berkenaan zakar suaminya yang terlalu besar hingga menyebabkan kesakitan pada ala sulitnya ketika melakukan hubungan seks.

Throw away the key

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THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE IN MALAYSIA WE MUST GET RID OFF.
1.   ANWAR IBRAHIM.
2.   NAJIS AUTO PILOT.
3.   FAT LADY WITH DIAMOND RING.

GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.

Is this what they teach in the Agama Schools?

Selangor MB latest gadget THE VACCUM

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After the bomb blast in Bukit Bintang, the newly minted MB is going to vaccum Selayang.  So are you going to be sitting duck or dead duck?  Either way Azmin is today a billionaire thanks to Anwar, PKR, DAP and of course people like Khalid Samad and five other PAS arse holes.
It took Rosmah and Najis one month to wipe clean our nation reserve.
It took Azmin Ali five days to wipe clean Selangor cash reserve of RM3.2 billion.

What kind of jackass we have in Malaysia

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Odd-job worker arrested for allegedly insulting Najib M. Krishnan, 58, was arrested over a photo of him holding a slipper against the face of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak on a poster. – Facebook pic, October 14, 2014.An odd-job worker angered by the recent fuel subsidy cut is now in hot water over a photo of him holding a slipper against the face of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak on a poster. M. Krishnan, 58, was arrested by police on Saturday at his low-cost flat in PPR Sri Alam, Sungai Besi, to facilitate investigations. He was remanded for a day to assist police in their probe into intentional insult with intent to provoke breach of peace and criminal intimidation. Krishnan has been released on police bail. Sentul police chief Assistant Commissioner R. Munusamy confirmed the incident, saying police were wrapping up their investigations. "The investigation papers will be passed to the Attorney-General's Chambers this week," he told The Malaysian Insider…

The Opposition Leader who cried Wolf too many times

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DR WAN AZIZAH NEVER HAD THE MAJORITY AFTER ALL
Maybe the legal fraternity did not know of the 15 who turned or maybe they do know but are not telling us because they think we did not know. Whatever it may be Azmin did have the majority and he is, therefore, constitutionally the legal MB of Selangor. THE CORRIDORS OF POWER Raja Petra Kamarudin Free Malaysia Today has finally revealed what many of us had known for the last two months (READ HERE). And that is party president Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail did not have the 30 votes that PKR claims she had. She had only 15 votes. In August, PKR held a press conference to reveal that Dr Wan Azizah had 29 letters in her hands — 15 from DAP, 12 from PKR and two from PAS. That makes 29, and including Dr Wan Azizah’s own ‘vote’ that makes 30 out of the 56 representatives in the Selangor State Assembly a.k.a. ADUNs. But this was a not a vote of no confidence against sitting MB Khalid Ibrahim in the real sense of the word as much as it was a vote of confi…

After Kajang Gate and Selangor Crisis

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THE PERSON WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SELANGOR PROBLEMS.
IGNORE BY THE RAKYAT.
IGNORE BY OTHER COALITION PARTIES.
IGNORE BY ITS OWN PARTY MEMBERS.
ANWAR HAS DONE THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE BY DESTROYING HIMSELF, HIS FAMILY AND HIS PARTY.
TODAY MB AZMIN HAS GIVEN OUT SIGNS THAT ANWAR SHOULD RETIRE INSIDE THE CELL FOREVER.

PAS too soft on traitors

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People who use their head

Government Servant with BMW

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The “Anggota Pentadbiran Kerajaan” (Government Civil Servant paid RM 0 for BMW1 license plate and look at the car he drives – BMW M6 series which cost roughly RM800,000 (US$270,000). What the fuck!
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THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF MALAY.
THE LAZY ONES.
THE CORRUPTED ONES.
THE EXTREMISTS.

Post Turtle in Malaysia

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While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old rancher said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Turtles'.''   Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post Turtle." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with.

What else is NEW?

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Tahukah anda kenapa Anuar Nak jadi PM walau pun satu hari....sebab dia nak bawa masuk wang yg dilarikan sebanyak 13 Billion dalam bentuk Not 500 dan 1000 itu sebab TDM batalkan pengunaan mata wang 500 Ringgit dan 1000 Ringgit,kalau Anuar jadi PM mata wang ini boleh digunakan maka bertambah kaya lah Anuar.

Mahkota Dewa

Dedicated to all the FUCK UP supporters of PKR and DAP

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Rarest cloud formations in the world

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One of the rarest cloud formations in the world is about to appear in AustraliaFIONA MACDONALD THURSDAY, 09 OCTOBER 2014 At this time of year, an extremely rare, wormhole-like weather phenomena rolls through Queensland, Australia. Image: thejetpacker.com via Courier Mail Known as morning glory clouds, these long bands of cigar-shaped formations can stretch up to 1,000 kilometres in length. And they can only be seen reliably in one place in the world - Australia’s Gulf Country township around the Gulf of Carpenteria in northwestern Queensland, each spring. They look like some kind of alien wormhole, but the iconic roll shape of the cloud is actually caused by a drop in temperature, a spike in pressure and strong sea breezes. Because of these conditions, air at the front edge of the cloud is moving up rapidly, while the air at the back is dropping, rolling the cloud into a neat little cylinder. It’s been reported that up to 10 of these clouds can appear across the sky at one time, up to…

Gangsters here and there.

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After Blood Moon Day we get bomb in Bukit Bintang.  What else is new in Malaysia especially Kuala Lumpur and Selangor.  What happens in Kuala Lumpur also applies to Selangor.  For these two were once a Single State.
I was born in Pudu but am a Selangorian because at that time there was no Kuala Lumpur. According to old tales Kuala Lumpur was given away to the Federal Government  because the ex-Sultan of Selangor needed the money.
Places like Pudu, Bukit Bintang and Petaling Street were known as D PLACE FOR EVERY KIND OF BUSINESSES.  What you want can be found as long as the price was right.  Even PDRM were great supporters of all the illegal business there. Those days the gangsters were mostly Chinese from Klang but today the ones running the show are politicians and PDRM.  Before 13th GE, UMNO Politicians and Cronies together with PDRM were the big TAIKO in Bukit Bintang.  But thanks to Sultan of Selangor, Azmin Ali became the MB of Selangor.
Let us go back to 12th GE. Even though P…

Who are these people?

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SERAM!! VIDEO: CCTV Rakam Jual SuratKhabar Ghaib secara Tiba-Tiba Seram! Satu rakaman video CCTV di sebuah bulatan yang agak sibuk, kejadian ini dikatakan di rakam di Kuala Lumpur pada 29 Apr 2014. Dalam kesibukan kota raya Kuala Lumpur kelihatan seorang tua sedang duduk di kerusi sambil menjual suratkhabar.

SERAM!! VIDEO: CCTV Rakam Hantu Jual SuratKhabar Di Kuala Lumpur
Dalam rakaman CCTV ini juga kelihatan ada pelanggan yang membeli akhbar yang dijual oleh orang tua misteri itu. Cuba anda perhatikan secara tiba-tiba orang tua yang menjual akhbar itu ghaib

Siapakah si penjual akhbar misteri ini? adakah hantu atau roh yang tidak tenteram sedang berkeliaran…Wallahualam.






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