YOU CAN”T BEAT THIS LAH:
This truly is a real classic and best of all, its a true story!
A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:
LHDN CLERK : Boleh bagi alamat encik? (Can you give me your
TAXPAYER : Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley. (Send to Ranhill Worley)
LHDN CLERK : Apa Ranhill? ...... eja macam mana? (err.... How to spell
TAXPAYER : R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam (Chicken).. N for Nangka
(Jackfruit). .. H for Holland (country) .... I for itik
(Duck)... L for lain- lain(Others) ....'
LHDN CLERK : Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu (OK, we will send to
After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!